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Don’t Mess with Children

August 9, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I received this joke in the mail and couldn’t resist sharing it with all the people reading our blog. Since Beth and I are christians, we believe all the stories in the bible along with Jonah being swallowed by a whale. Read and enjoy, God can do anything.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for the whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, it’s throat was very small.

The girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

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